Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Fungina

n. A vagina which is ideal for funnilingus

'Wow, she was YOUR girlfriend?'
'Totally mate, that was a/some Fungina!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Walnut Imprint

Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.

'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'

by Machman January 25, 2009