Machman's definitions

Braps

n. A deragotory term used for the breasts of a 'ho' (Whore/Slag/Lucie)

'Oi, slag, get your Braps out!!'

'Nice Braps!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Walnut Imprint

Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.

'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009