Definitions by Mach Fuckhead
Self FootPawjob
For the other horny males here only: the act of giving yourself a sloppy, sensual footjob & cumming all over your own beautiful, sexy feet / toes (if you're flexible enough). Bonus points if you self worship them afterwards and eat the cum off of your soles / pawpads n toes for some "extra protein ~"
I was in a severly horny and kinky mood one day, so I grabbed my Bad Dragon Duke's Muzzle and vibrating butt plug, lube them up, did the dirty deed with them, then finished with an epic self footpawjob; then ate all the cum off of my left footpaw after ~
Self FootPawjob by Mach Fuckhead August 17, 2026
Jacking My Kangaroo
Masturbating; pawing off; petting the one eyed snake.. Putting money in your meat wallet. Can be applied to any gender.
Jacking My Kangaroo by Mach Fuckhead August 17, 2026
Mach Fuckass
Going stupidly fast for anything or driving any vehicle at a somewhat ridiculously fast speed but still doing so successfully.
I had to drive at mach fuckass to make it to the bank and back on time on my last pay day.
My dirt bike is so stupidly powerful, it's top speed is mach fuckass.
My dirt bike is so stupidly powerful, it's top speed is mach fuckass.
Mach Fuckass by Mach Fuckhead August 17, 2026
Mach Fuckass
When you're driving or riding any kind of motorcycle or car at a somewhat high speed, especially if you're in a hurry to get to like the bank on payday and you leave 20 minutes before they close.
I had to go mach fuckass in my car to make it to the bank and back on time today.
My dirt bike is so stupidly powerful, it's top speed is mach fuckass.
My dirt bike is so stupidly powerful, it's top speed is mach fuckass.
Mach Fuckass by Mach Fuckhead August 17, 2026