Definitions by Mac dad

GONCH 

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.

Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day

GONCH by Mac dad May 1, 2020

Pig Oil 

Pig Oil is used by gym junkies who continiously abuse performance inhancing drugs & lift bulk weights

Check out that dog over there on the squat rack, hes been abusing bulk Pig Oil, I always see him doing squats with them other juice monkeys

Pig Oil by Mac dad April 23, 2020