MaX's definitions

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

DXI

Death Xceleration Intoxication

he died of death Xceleration intoxication

by Max November 10, 2003

head sets

sets for your head

Gerrof y'bastard,I'll break yer legs

by Max November 10, 2003

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004

big poppa

a playa specific:The Notorious BIG

"I like it when you call me big poppa, throw ya hands in the air if youz a true playa"

by Max March 31, 2003

The Shat

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.

Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!

by max July 28, 2005

dina

nassers bitch(sister)

nasser:i love my sister dina, shes my toy

by max November 13, 2003