polish a turd

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.
Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004
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God Fudge

The sweet dessert of blasphemy, usually enjoyed by the throughly hell-bound.

(created from the act of raping Gad anally)
Fuck it. I'm going to hell anyway. May as well enjoy the God Fudge.
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004
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