yo i took my corvette z06 and my camaro ss and kicked the shit out of some ford mustang SVT cobra's on the dragstrip today
by MYNAMEIST February 07, 2007
crack ho lucy you'sz a crack ho 'nigga (yes i did say you'sz like some spanish girls write it but thats too fucking bad because thats how they say it so if they have any complaints too fuckin bad go cry home to your papichulo or whatever you call them)
by MYNAMEIST January 23, 2007
anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
by MYNAMEIST March 04, 2007
the act of doing certian things quietly/slowly/very suddle or "under the radar" in order to keep your actions from certian others. It is pretty awesome if you do it right. It can save you from a lot of unnecessary stupid shit. It often involves a shitload of white lies or "closing the eye on aim"(being online, but people dont know until you IM them) but who gives a shit anyway as long as you keep away from the person your avoiding.
There are many kinds of stealth mode. There can be a stealth mode burp (this often works really well if your at your girlfriend's house eating dinner with her fam and you feel a burp but you hold it in by holding your tonsils back and letting it go as if you were just breathing out rather than belging and looking like an asshole.. another stealth mode can be "getting into the plane and its not even there" which can be various things like closing the eye mentioned above or just simply turning your phone off for a cerian period of time, and if she has a problem with it just turn your phone on to send the text "get off my fucking cock bitch" and turn your phone off right after.
by MYNAMEIST January 26, 2007
that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
by MYNAMEIST March 04, 2007
Yeah whatever that fancy coffee drink bullshit that some people have because they feel as though regular coffee isnt good enough. Let me tell you something buddy, unless your a girl, dont drink it. The story i have under example is awesome.
I was at dunkin donuts with my friend once, and while i was at the counter, i ordered a regular coffee, my friend ordered a coffee, and some guy before us got a special latte lite or some stupid shit like that, and soon after, a different guy after me started talking to me and expressing his opinion about lattes. He had a great point. He said "yeah you know latte's are such a fag drink, you should only get one if your a woman, not a guy, what a faggot". And you know what, he was fucking right, i never thought about it like that before but what he said was fuckin hilarious.
by MYNAMEIST January 19, 2007