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crack ho lucy you'sz a crack ho 'nigga (yes i did say you'sz like some spanish girls write it but thats too fucking bad because thats how they say it so if they have any complaints too fuckin bad go cry home to your papichulo or whatever you call them)
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
Get the crack ho lucy mug.the act of doing certian things quietly/slowly/very suddle or "under the radar" in order to keep your actions from certian others. It is pretty awesome if you do it right. It can save you from a lot of unnecessary stupid shit. It often involves a shitload of white lies or "closing the eye on aim"(being online, but people dont know until you IM them) but who gives a shit anyway as long as you keep away from the person your avoiding.
There are many kinds of stealth mode. There can be a stealth mode burp (this often works really well if your at your girlfriend's house eating dinner with her fam and you feel a burp but you hold it in by holding your tonsils back and letting it go as if you were just breathing out rather than belging and looking like an asshole.. another stealth mode can be "getting into the plane and its not even there" which can be various things like closing the eye mentioned above or just simply turning your phone off for a cerian period of time, and if she has a problem with it just turn your phone on to send the text "get off my fucking cock bitch" and turn your phone off right after.
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
Get the stealth mode mug.DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
Get the shitty mini van mug.one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
Get the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) mug.1. Yeah whatever we already know the definition of field day that EVERYONE knows... (that day in elementary school once a year when you go play general fuck around outside) but i have a better definition... 2. When someone in authority/authority of feelings has fun just because they have the power to, its really not necessary, because in most cases the person does it just to be an authoratative asshole. 2a someone in authority can be a fire commissioner that goes into a loaded club when everyone is having fun and orders it closed (what an asshole) hes probably pissed off and jealous because he cant grind with the hot girls because he is married. 2b someone in authority of feelings is when someone you really care about is a fuckin stupid immature asshole about it and maybe, just maybe, a possibility of a little prick of a thought; grow the fuck up a little and get a clue (however, that may be too much to ask for a stuck up bitch) so they dont get a clue and basicly dont give a shit about any one but themselves. Thanks.
im only gonna do an example for 2a.. Hey , OH SHIT ?! WTF?! why the fuck are they closing the club? ... because the fire commisioner decided to have a field day with the amount of people in the club and issue summonses/tickets to the owner and kick everyone out with police escort ... wat the fuck man, this is bullshit there were so many hot girls i was dancin with
by MYNAMEIST July 16, 2008
Get the field day mug.those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
Get the baseball glass faggot mug.anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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