MYNAMEIST's definitions

Corvette Z06

a racing car made by chevrolet, the definiton of chevrolet's greatness. will smoke your mustang cobra anyday. it beat the porsche 911gt3 in the quarter mile, so that just shows you not to fuck with chevy racing

yo the corvette z06 is just fuckin amazing

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

baseball glass faggot

those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb

look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

niggernut sandwich

The definition Above or below: Refer to Donkey Shenanigans. This is almost the black and in shape version of donkey shenanigans but not quite, but close enough to be mentioned becasue its fuckin hilarious anyway

that niggernut sandwich is almost like the donkey shenanigans that he did to that other girl last night.. Oops ?! did i say that outloud?

by MYNAMEIST January 31, 2007

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

crack ho lucy

a character in the video charlie brown kwanzaa

crack ho lucy you'sz a crack ho 'nigga (yes i did say you'sz like some spanish girls write it but thats too fucking bad because thats how they say it so if they have any complaints too fuckin bad go cry home to your papichulo or whatever you call them)

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman

"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008