Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MYDAKUS APINYA

TEXTAS

A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM

BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!

by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010

BRO, THIS GIRL SAID THAT SHE IS NOT INTERESTED IN MY MONEY BUT IS REALLY INTO MY THOUGHTS AND BELIEFS...

SHES A WOMAN BRO... DFFI

by MYDAKUS APINYA October 29, 2010

Mass Bird And Animal Deaths Occurring Worldwide

DID YOU GET YOUR 2012 STARTER KIT YET BRO?
NO WHY?
LOOK OUTSIDE, ITS RAINING BIRDS... AFLOCKALYPSE NOW!

by MYDAKUS APINYA January 7, 2011

GIRL: I HAVE THREESOMES ALL THE TIME.. JK.. LOL

MAN: YOU MEAN "JKIR"... AND GOD BLESS YOU, I DONT JUDGE

GIRL: JKIR 110%;)

by MYDAKUS APINYA June 12, 2011