Definitions by MS SUX

Microsoft 

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

Microsoft by MS SUX August 11, 2005

OfficePax

Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft

OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world.

OfficePax by MS SUX August 11, 2005