3 definitions by MR Hagy

Rusty landmine

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.

You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.

by MR Hagy March 22, 2011

bubble biter

Someone who farts int he bath tube and bites at the bubbles, laughing there ass off.

Jessie was not that bright and the highlight of her day was farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles. That stupid little bubble biter would laugh so hard the whole neighborhood could here her over the car alarms. "Whoohoowee, I snorklips", she would say. We loved her and later she even learned to change her own diapers.

by MR Hagy March 22, 2011

astrotard

1. A super 'tard.

2. Someone who messes up so bad they cannot even ride the short bus.

Jimmy(not real name), decided he had his truck paid off and did not need any insurance save liability. On the way home from the BBQ decided to take the grill home for his buddies. However the coals were still hot and the wind on the freeway knocked over the grill and excited the burning coals. Setting his truck on fire. Jimmy must have looked like a real astrotard standing beside the road watching his truck burn. True story.

by MR Hagy March 22, 2011