Skin Flautist

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

Your average male teenager is a skin flautist!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Yum--Yum

A hot babe that you want to fuck

Dude 1: Look at that hottie!

Dude 2: Yum--Yum!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 19, 2011

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway

Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!

Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Bro Etiquette

After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl

"Bros Before Hos"

Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009