191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Pitching Mound

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)

Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2011

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)

Tom Cruise loves puffing peter!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Taming the Shrew

Butt fucking; anal sex

(The asshole/butt-hole is the angry shrew; the dick tames the shrew with each thrust)

Penny from The Big Bang Theory's favorite position is Taming the Shrew.

Damn it, Leonard, Tame Her Shrew!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2012