2 definitions by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p
a friend that never responded to any text of phone call you make, and you have no idea if they are alive or dead, But you're too scared to go to the police station because you're worried you're gonna waste their time doing a wellness check on someone who is just practicing social distancing without a pandemic by watching 69
Guy 1: Hey Jacob has not been responding to any calls
Guy2: Yeah, he hasn't been responding to my calls either
Guy1: lmao, what a Gorb
Guy2: Yeah, he hasn't been responding to my calls either
Guy1: lmao, what a Gorb
by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 16, 2020
guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!
by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020