Definitions by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Consumerism Psychotics 

When your low on food, water, energy, or any other survival equipment but you had enough to survive for longer. Sometimes Consumerism Psychotics can include cannibalism and killing for food or other supplies.

P1: Daniel had enough food for weeks, but he ate it all and went insane.
P2: Another person going crazy from Consumerism Psychotics.

Consumerism Psychotics by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

False Junkie by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

Atomic Psychosis 

Someone who admires nuclear weapons and atomic bombs more than the average scientist who studies them. Usually happens after playing Fallout.

Dave has been acting strangely. I think he has atomic psychosis.

Atomic Psychosis by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

V.A.T.S. 

Also see: V.A.N.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System used in Fallout Games.

Person 1: I Can't hit him!
Person 2: Use V.A.T.S., dumbass.

V.A.T.S. by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020

V.A.N.S. 

Also see: V.A.T.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Navigational System

Person 1: How did you get past Boston? It's impossible to find a way out
Person 2: V.A.N.S.

V.A.N.S. by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020

Drifter 

A drifter is a homeless person often found in big coastal cities. They usually roam to different areas every once in a while, but never stay permanently. 2 big things different about a hobo and a drifter is hobos tend to rely on help while drifters are always self-reliant. Another thing is a hobo never moves to town to town like a drifter. If you do see a hobo wandering to different areas, that's a homeless person, not a hobo

Hey look, it's a drifter somewhere from Boston!

Drifter by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020

Wallet Assault 

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

Wallet Assault by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020