Definitions by MILF and Cookies

Momster 

“Momsters” are hip, tattooed, irreverent, sex-positive mothers who care for their children with an alternative, holistic approach to parenting, often frowned upon by modern day June Cleaver clones.

Hey man, look at that momster over there with her boob in that baby's mouth! Who do you think does her ink?

Momster by MILF and Cookies April 23, 2014

skinmittens 

When it's cold outside, so you put your hands in two different girls pussies to use them as mittens.

It was cold outside, so I called Bridget and Tess over for skinmittens.

skinmittens by Milf and Cookies January 2, 2010