Definitions by MAYBE LB DID IT

Oliver Wells 

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them

"Oliver Wells" looks like a nice guy, but i won't trust him to be my friend

Oliver Wells by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020

Ewan Briggs 

A Jewish midget who is socially awkward and is below 6 foot

Oh look it’s the green day lover Ewan Briggs

Ewan Briggs by MAYBE LB DID IT November 3, 2019