Definitions by MATTY N

Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.

My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.

Washington Standoff by MATTY N December 10, 2012

Kabildo

n. 1. An intangible sign of beautifulness or wonderfulness
2. Everything and nothing
3. It who can solve anything

v. The act of kabildoing

adj. Of or associated with 'kabildo'

1. ...but 'kabildo' could solve it. Beautiful.

2. I kabildoed your mom last night.

3. That's kabildoing kabildo!

Kabildo by Matty N December 17, 2005

Sonic 

1. Relating to audible sound;
2. Anthropomorphic blue hedgehog, created by Sega's Sonic Team in the late 1980s, currently associated as the logo for the Sega Corporation.

1. The airplane moved at such a speed it created a sonic boom.
2. Sonic the Hedgehog was a fun game for the Sega Genesis.

Sonic by Matty N March 30, 2004

Pondering Monkey 

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

Pondering Monkey by Matty N March 30, 2004

dike

noun, Derogitory term used to refer to a lesbian; commonly towards a lesbian with more masculine physical characteristics/mannerisms; Offensive to many people.

That woman is a dike.

dike by Matty N March 30, 2004

dyke 

noun, Derogitory term used to refer to a lesbian; commonly towards a lesbian with more masculine physical characteristics/mannerisms; Offensive to many people.

That woman is a dyke.

dyke by Matty N March 30, 2004