MACHone Inc.'s definitions

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005

Milk Junkie

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.

1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.

by MACHone Inc. September 4, 2005

Frickin'

Adjective used to describle almost anything. Usually spoken in a state of anger or sarcasm. More harsh than freakin' -- less harsh than fuckin'.

Made popular by silver screen villian Dr. Evil in the various Austin Powers films.

It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005