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Definitions by MACHone Inc.

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.
So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.
Single Bullet Theory by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005
Depicts a nervous / anxious smile in ASCII art. The semicolon serves as a sweat drop (commonly seen in anime). Very frequently seen in Instant Messages or forums.
Woman: "Did you hear there was a big robbery right around the corner?"
Man in Ski Mask: "No... no can't say that I did. ^^;"
^^; by MACHone Inc. August 29, 2005

Frickin' 

Adjective used to describle almost anything. Usually spoken in a state of anger or sarcasm. More harsh than freakin' -- less harsh than fuckin'.

Made popular by silver screen villian Dr. Evil in the various Austin Powers films.
It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!
Frickin' by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

Molly Whomp 

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!
If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.
Molly Whomp by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005