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Definitions by M T T
telepoo
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To talk on the
phone
while taking a
crap
. Especially
bad
if in a public restroom. (verb)
Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.
Dude, I am telepooing you right
now
. (While
talking
on
cell phone
)
telepoo
by
M T T
September 26, 2007
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