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telepoo
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To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially
bad
if in a public restroom. (verb)
Can be intended as an
insult
or a sign of
disrespect
.
Dude, I am telepooing you right
now
. (While
talking
on
cell phone
)
telepoo
by
M T T
September 26, 2007