Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 09, 2008

Lohan Diet.

Basically consists of forgoing meals for Vodka and exercise bolemia. Success is determined by how often someone asks when was the last time you ate.

Chris: Screw south beach I'm trying the Lohan Diet.
Mike: Which is?
Chris:Vodka and a lot of cardio.

by M Greenie May 20, 2008