M Dogg's definitions
How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 25, 2005
Get the jew call memug. HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.
Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.
ASSAULT= A violent attack.
Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.
*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******
Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org
Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!
***TWO Minutes Later***
Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!
Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)
Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org
Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!
***TWO Minutes Later***
Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!
Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)
by M Dogg August 16, 2006
Get the HTTP-ASSAULTmug. A machine where the kinetic energy of matter is converted to mechanical power by the impulse or reaction of the matter with a series of buckets, paddles, or blades located around the circumference of a wheel or cylinder...... Also, Pianos and Organs are the same shit.
"I'm sorry, I'm sick of nobody knowing anything. I am the turbine know-it-all because I have my building operator ticket & watch a hot water heater all day." - The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler
by M Dogg August 17, 2006
Get the turbinemug. To reject pop culture by doing something equally as mainstream and trendy. Makes sence hey? Apparently i am too wise to understand it. I am also loved by all women. At least i am in my neurological processes of recognition and interpretation of this life.
***AT THE NITECLUB***
Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.
Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.
Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.
Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.
Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?
Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.
Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.
Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.
Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.
Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?
Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
by M Dogg August 17, 2006
Get the emo kidmug.