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Definitions by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts

Claptrap 

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.
Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

super real niggas 

Some real niggas that are so real that they get the title super infront of it
Michael and Jonny are just some super real niggas

Meat handles 

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.
"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup
Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov