Ashley

(n) someone who prefers a more than normal amount of burnt on their toast.

"Shit, this toast is burnt."

"Nah, I'm an Ashley."

by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

Naydreams

(n) When you commit an action in a dream that would have otherwise caused you regret.

"Yo, I just dreamt that I cut holes out of your car ceiling."

"Naydreams always bug me out."

by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

Slirk

(v) Smiling to yourself after receiving a text. Generally from someone of the opposite sex.

"What are you slirkin' about?"

by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014