Definitions by Luke the ninja

nubloaf 

Like a nubcake, but more of a nub. Someone who has been doing something for an exceptional amount of time, and still sucks at it.

Dude, you're more than a nubcake, you're a whole nubloaf.
That Tristan is such a nubloaf.

nubloaf by Luke the ninja March 23, 2008