Luke O'Zade's definitions

Duckman

A person who is unwilling to spend money on anything, and prefers to blag from his friends or use vouchers instead.

Duckman: "Hello, can I get a Big Mac with this voucher?"
McDonalds Guy: "No, it's out of date"
Duckman: "Oh go on, just for me?"
McDonalds Guy: "No."
Duckman: "Please?"

etc.

by Luke O'Zade March 23, 2009