pearl harbour plop

The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
Luke:

"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"

Joe:

"I know her chest is really bruised"
by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014
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new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.
"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"
by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014
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