Definitions by Luke Cormier

Colonel douche 

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

Colonel douche by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

Renaissance douche 

Someone who has not adapted to the modern standards of being a douche. Typically old people that are totally douches. Not having the mental capacity to learn a new method of douching.

warren norton is a renaissance douche. he's my neighbor and he's a dick! (look him up!)

Renaissance douche by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006