jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.
Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.
by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017
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Boner

When your penis gets hard
Damn!! Did you see grandma bend over she always knows how to give me a boner!!
by Luigigreen nuts August 11, 2019
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