3 definitions by Lucifer's Master

Yapsturbate

Having a wank while talking to yourself.

Henry talks to himself a lot. He even yapsturbates.

by Lucifer's Master September 15, 2021

Ambien Racist

A person who blames Ambien (or other sedation medication) for racist language they used on social media or other media outlets.

"I didn't mean to say that in that tweet. It was the Ambien."

"Oh, so you're an Ambien racist."

by Lucifer's Master August 22, 2023

irich

1. When a person's wealth is tied up in cryptocurrency.

2. The short moment between your direct deposit hitting the bank and the first bill being paid electronically.

1. He doesn't have any money, he's just irich.

2. My paycheck just hit the bank. I'm irich! And now the mortgage bill just got paid.

by Lucifer's Master September 6, 2023