2 definitions by Lucifer's Lasagna
The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.
Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."
Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
by Lucifer's Lasagna November 26, 2013
Named after Natalie Portman, "The Natalie" is something one pulls in a serious and/or non serious situation that is either funny or awkward. This can range from getting in the middle of someone's conversation to tell a pun regardless of not being apart of the conversation/knowing the topic of the conversation or randomly becoming angry and throwing a fit like a 5 year old.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that girl's butt a few moments ago? Baby got back!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, she's definitely got a booty.
Girl: Did someone say...booty?! *Pulls "The Natalie" by randomly shakes butt at the two guys while laughing hysterically*
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, she's definitely got a booty.
Girl: Did someone say...booty?! *Pulls "The Natalie" by randomly shakes butt at the two guys while laughing hysterically*
by Lucifer's Lasagna November 26, 2013