Definitions by Lucian the girthy

Wankshuary 

A safe place to masturbate. Usually a place one uses frequently.

The missus isn't putting out lately. The tool shed has become an ad hoc wankshuary

Wankshuary by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016

Cock spider 

The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.

I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.

Cock spider by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016