Cock spider

The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.

I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.

by Lucian the girthy December 02, 2016

Wankshuary

A safe place to masturbate. Usually a place one uses frequently.

The missus isn't putting out lately. The tool shed has become an ad hoc wankshuary

by Lucian the girthy December 02, 2016