truffle lips

When one gets sick and sports a nasty canker sore on their lip that looks like a fungus/mushroom.

Get out of my face with those nasty truffle lips.

by Lower Frederick March 29, 2004

dirty mop slide

When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.

How desperate are you for the only free beer at 3am?

by lower frederick April 02, 2004