Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.
'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'
'Lol, you spaztard.'
by Lover of Connor November 08, 2006
One of those clicky things that counts when you press the button. I've found it makes for good stress relief.
by Lover of Connor November 08, 2006