LoveTorpedo's definitions

Tall Tommy

Slang word for your cock, used to describe him when he is standing at attention, straight and tall and proud.

As I opened my fly and she saw Tall Tommy, she gasped with amazement.

by LoveTorpedo July 21, 2019

BIG ONE

What girls I fuck often call my thick nine inch cock, for obvious reasons.

She howled like a wild animal as I drove the big one into her warm wet tight pussy.

by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."

My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

ten inches

The size of a man-sized cock.

"I WANT you to fuck me! I NEED you to fuck me!", she shouted, as I drove my ten inches into her.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

Phallus

A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.

"Your phallus has to be at least nine or ten inches long!", she exclaimed. "And boy, is it thick!"

by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

stand and carry

A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.

As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.

by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017