Definitions by Lov3rf0u

Vinesexual 

People who try to do it with things like, kitchenware, chairs, trees, tables, rocks, etc., and somehow try to have babies.

Yo, Markiangelo was trying to fuck that tree, I think he's vinesexual. Not cool man!

Vinesexual by Lov3rf0u August 5, 2009