Louisville

A city in Kentucky that whose citizens all think they’re better than other Kentuckians but any Kentuckian from somewhere else hates them. They have an awful football team! They are quite annoying and don’t even know how to pronounce their own town name. They are usually arrogant and rude. Seriously, they think they’re the best but they are actually the worst. Poor people are delusional.

(GO BIG BLUE)
Friend 1:“Did you see the game last night? The Wildcats absolutely destroyed the Cardinals!”
Friend 2:“Who are the Cardinals? Oh wait, that annoying Louisville team? They’re so obnoxious and arrogant.”
Friend 1: “Yeah, the ones from Louisville. I agree, they are total losers!”
by Louisville/Loserville hater November 28, 2021
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Phoebe

Phoebe is an amazing friend. She’s sweet, smart and beautiful. She has an amazing sense of style and a perfect body to show it off on. She has brown hair, usually cut around shoulder length, and brown eyes. She goes through a lot of boyfriends, however she’s not like that (iykyk). She’s slim and tall and very attractive, but she’s also beautiful as a person. She’s been through a lot with a somewhat rough family life, although she doesn’t share that with anyone. If you earn her trust, you better not hurt her or I’ll come after you.

I love you Phoebe, thank you for always being there!
“Who’s that girl, the one who you were just talking to?”
Oh that’s my friend Phoebe. She’s great!”
“Should’ve known, Phoebes are always so nice.”
by Louisville/Loserville hater February 27, 2022
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Megan

Megan is beautiful. On the outside. Only on the outside. At first, she’ll be great. She’ll be your friend for a while then, suddenly, she won’t. She’ll purposely exclude you, saying how amazing her friends are and mentioning every name- except yours- and looking straight at you while doing it. Lies about wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas. And you can’t say anything, otherwise you’ll be labeled as jealous. But what does it matter? You lost your remaining two friends because of Megan.

No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
by Louisville/Loserville hater February 27, 2022
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