3 definitions by Louise Berglund

Malign male hyperplasia

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.

Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.

by Louise Berglund January 20, 2017

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 20, 2017

Paddmacka

A Sandwich which is made between a turtles shell, you may add whatever you feel like for example cheese, ham or tomato

Oh, Are you eating that thing?

Of course, it's a paddmacka!

by Louise Berglund August 20, 2011