Lorenna's definitions

cityrail

The name of the transport system in NSW. Completely and utterly unreliable, guaranteed to make you late every time you catch it with the added bonus of crowded carriages and obnoxious smelly passengers. Features include randomly stopping in the middle of nowhere for no reason or explanation, habitual lateness and almost every station's background music is "the train on platform x is delayed by approximately 7000 minutes". Most of the drivers are nice though.

Driver this morning "Big surprise passengers, this train is delayed due to trackwork ahead. Cityrail apologises."

by Lorenna January 19, 2006