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Eating large amounts of chocolate in an attempt to convince your brain that you're actually having sex
It's too cold to go out and hunt down some strange, so I'm curling up on the couch with a bag of weed, a family-sized Aero bar and a jar of Nutella. Gonna go for a chocolobofuck.
by LordoftheMonkeyboys December 31, 2014
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