Lord Thrust's definitions

cryojaculation

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.

Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!

by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014

beercussion

The condition experienced the day following extreme over-consumption of beer, when symptoms of a concussion are exhibited; e.g., head pain, dizziness, loss of coordination, double vision, vomiting, nausea, memory loss.

Akin to a normal hangover, but specifically due to beer consumption.

"Bro... I downed so many Milwaukee's Beasts last night at the kegger, that I think I have a beercussion!"

by Lord Thrust February 4, 2013