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Definitions by Lord Takatcchipenn

Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ("Five-Nine")
Yo man, how was transformers 2?
Ehh. it was pretty 5.9
Really?
Yeah.. but you got to see Megan Fox panties shot, so its so worth it
5.9 by Lord Takatcchipenn June 24, 2009

Monster Energy Drink 

The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.
A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!

B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.

Grass-Man 

Dude, I just got pwned by that grass-man!
Grass-Man by Lord Takatcchipenn March 30, 2008