A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015
The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.
If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017