Definitions by Lord Naddington

Vagiant 

A Lesbian of unusually large, sometimes mannish, proportions

My roommates girlfriend is a vagiant.

Vagiant by Lord Naddington May 2, 2006

Lazy Lob 

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

Lazy Lob by Lord Naddington April 23, 2006