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Social Eater

A person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.
Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?

Tom: I did and pretty fast.

Phil: How?

Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.

Phil: What, you are just a social eater?

Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.
by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016
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Feng Shwack

1) Very poor design or use of space.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.
BUYER: My realtor showed me one home from the outside that looked beautiful, but inside the home was Feng Shwack. I had to walk through one bedroom to access the back bedroom. On top of that the kitchen could only be accessed by walking through a bathroom.

BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.
by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016
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