Definitions by Lombard King

Indiana Sober 

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

Indiana Sober by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.

Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!

Lombard Lilac Festival by Lombard King May 15, 2024