Definitions by Lola Jean
Film Critic
A person who overuses metaphors and “big ole words” to appear intelligent to Rotten Tomatoes readers.
Film Critic by Lola Jean August 16, 2020
Spinsterette
A woman over the age of 40 who is hot or fine to death, also successful and most described as a good person, but has not married or had children because she has currently chosen not to.
Spinsterette by Lola Jean June 30, 2019
Blissninny
A non-pragmatic person who promotes ideals like if we all hold hands and sing kumbaya while exerting positive energy vibrations we can make all the bad things in the world go away. They can usually be found attending Burning [Man{ or at a yoga retreat in Malibu where all the vortexes are.
Blissninny by Lola Jean June 30, 2019