Lol just me dude's definitions

turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.

"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."

by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017

peyson

Usually a tall white kid that like the chargers and hates every Oakland Raider fan out there. peyson's usually are huge faggots that have extremely high voices and like Justin Bieber.

"Peyson should just end his YouTube channel"

"I hate peyson. he is annoying"

by Lol just me dude August 25, 2014