When you have such low riding and phat leg shorts (and your dick dangles so low) that you can just stand nonchalantly in the gutter and take a piss straight down the inside of your pants leg, not get a drop on your pants, and nobody even suspects you're taking a piss.
by Loco Moco October 22, 2004
"Mard" is an old British circumlocation for "shit" that comes from the French "merde" = "shit". As used nowadays as a noun it means a sulky, petulant, ill-tempered attitude, or a person with that attitude.
In that use it's probably a contraction of "mardy bum" (= "shitty ass"), a synonym used in the Arctic Monkeys' song of the same name.
In that use it's probably a contraction of "mardy bum" (= "shitty ass"), a synonym used in the Arctic Monkeys' song of the same name.
by Loco Moco September 10, 2021