Definitions by Lizardo Moonboner

crowning moment 

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

crowning moment by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017

shearing my llama 

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

shearing my llama by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014