Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Little miss sunshine

yactosecond

A septillionth of a second.

I'll be back in a yactosecond.

The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.

"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"

It means strangeness, weirdness, complete damn abstractness. like the loch ness.